I swear this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- I really need to change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of chickens came out from behind a building. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? read more It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe what just happened. Seriously, I feel I'm going to pass out! All of it was just so wild.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?